15 способов обратить на себя внимание Дэвида Тьюлиса.

[Libido]

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15 способов обратить на себя внимание Дэвида Тьюлиса.

1).Pull a face, (like Narcissa Malfoy) and call him a dirty half-breed.
2). Sprinkle him with bread crumbs.
3). Try to impress him with your nonexistant break dancing skills.
4). Follow him around, and every five minutes offer him a piece of chocolate. Every time he refuses throw a temper tantrum yelling, "Damn, those dementors!"
5). Compile an anthology of Remus slash fiction, and give it to him.
6). Act out your favorite one using the Lupin action figure.
7). Dress up as Arthur Rimbaud, recite poetry in a horrible French accent, and try to convince him to reenact the love scenes from Total Eclipse, saying that you'll be bottom this time. (As if you have much choice!)
8). Start having convulsions and scream that you're transforming.
9). After becoming a "werewolf," attempt to mark your territory.
10). Douse yourself in chocolate syrup and chase him yelling, "BUT YOU DID IT TO NICOLA!"
11). Fix him with the "wide eyed crazy stare" he does in Black Beauty.
12). Attack and tickle him dressed as a seagull.
13). Try to lure him away from the crowd with a dog treat.
14). Give him a cup full of cherry Kool-Aid, and insist that it's the Wolfsbane potion.
15). Try to recruit him in the newly formed Jelly of the Month club. Explain that you're the president, and that he'd get a bonus "Spackleberry Jam" just for signing up.

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Мы должны всё это пеевести??????